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Joke of the Day

"I drove my car into a river and watched it turn into a mobile phone... One minute, a Kia. Next minute, Nokia."

"Did you hear about the golfer that bedded the Queen? He got a hole in one."

"WAITER: what can i get you ME: what do you recommend WAITER: i recommend that you tell me what you want to eat"

"People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on Facebook and get comments."

"I'm half Asian. All white people are. But my Cauc part is bigger."

"the most American thing I've done today is pay $5 for a pre-sliced apple"

"What's the difference between America and a yogurt? After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture."

"I don't understand men who can pull off facial hair why don't they just use a razor?"

"An ice cream truck flips over on the highway, what does it leave? A Rocky Road"

"What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him? Get off me holmes!"