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Joke of the Day
"What blood type do happy people have? B Positive."
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"I'm surprised they didn't make an all-female Ghost Busters sooner... Busting ghosts at three quarters on the dollar? What a savings!"
"What do they eat on the set of a chick flick? Romcomnoms"
"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool I gave him a glass of water"
"That awkward moment when the Priest uses YOUR confession as the theme for his sermon. Again."
"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler"
"I'm finally going to do something about my alcoholism I'm going to pour out all the booze in my house. One shot at a time."
"Laughed so hard tears ran down my leg."
"I'll take an ice cream sandwich please. You know what? I'm trying to be healthy, can you change that to an ice cream salad instead? Thanks"
"I'm bored, think I'll go to the mall, find a great parking spot, sit in my car with my reverse lights on"