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Joke of the Day
"Let's be honest... Finn was a little bit on the Dark side..."
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"Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!"
"How many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? A lot, because they're fucking stupid."
"Why did Isis cover their bullets in butter? Because the French were toast! This is a joke I made up, along with an alternative : What do Isis eat for breakfast? French toast."
"Being a parent means hiding in a closet to eat a donut so you don't have to share."
"""Kim Jong Il dies at 69."" That's how I'd like to go. With wet balls and a face full of cunt."
"A black guy walks into a bar. Don't worry he's still in his cell."
"""Your teeth are like the stars"" he said As he pressed her hand so white. He spoke the truth for like the stars Her teeth came out at night!"
"Why can't the bicycle stand on its own? Because it's two-tired"
"Woman equalities."