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Joke of the Day

"There once was an Irishman who got so drunk while he was in Rome that he kissed his wife... ...and beat the Pope's foot to a pulp with a coal shovel."

"The Pumpkin Spice Gang ~An over caffeinated pack of basic white girls that can do things with a selfie stick that you didn't think possible."

"I have a friend whose fetish is cashews. He's fucking nuts."

"What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off.(NSFW)"

"How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his whole family"

"War Chat What did one militia say to the other militia? I'll siege you later! (Sorry, but I had to post something original, I created an account!)"

"Queen Elizabeth is planning to visit the set of ""Game of Thrones"" next week. She said things are hard to keep track of because everyone keeps dying. And then Prince Charles said, ""Not everyone."""

"So Bruce Jenner might have been texting... Does this make him a transtextual? ....I'll see my way out"

"How many paedophiles does it take to change a lightbulb? No more than 12."

"What do they call Independence Day in France? A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy [Bastille Day](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastille_Day)!)"