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Joke of the Day
"I tried to eat a clock once... But it was too time consuming."
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"Got any jokes which can be used every day? Like... When people say I'm cold, you can reply... Stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees. What other jokes can be thrown into every day life like that?"
"Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about? You always end up going off onto tangents."
"A Slinky is a great way to teach young children that it's fun to push things down the stairs."
"My Mother in law said to me: ""I'll dance on your grave, when you're dead"" ""Good!"" I said, ""I'm being buried at sea."""
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? You hand the bitch a shovel."
"I'm not sure if I want to move to Sweden... but the flag is a big plus."
"Why does a cow have hooves but not feet? Cause they lactose."
"What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married? Feyonce"
"There was a party in my pants and only one guy came..."