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Joke of the Day

"Queen Elizabeth is planning to visit the set of ""Game of Thrones"" next week. She said things are hard to keep track of because everyone keeps dying. And then Prince Charles said, ""Not everyone."""

"Why couldn't the philosopher make a living? He made no sense. I tried, I really did."

"What does a terrorist in Antarctica say? Allahu Akburrrrrr"

"What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master? Obi Juan Shinobi"

"Two magic beans... Two magic beans are in a court house. One of them wants a restraining order against the other. The reason? He's bean stalking her"

"The sonogram of your baby looks awesome!* So clear!** And he looks happy!*** *Creepy **Is it a human? ***I think you're having a racoon"

"You lost your phone and it is on silent? Too bad. If you liked it you should have put a ring on it."

"Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back? To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front.."

"Know why the whole thing with hitler and the Jews happens Because he asked for a glass of juice but everyone thought he said gas the Jews."

"I like my coffee black... So it steals my fatigue."