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Joke of the Day
"I have a friend whose fetish is cashews. He's fucking nuts."
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"Give me the best joke you have"
"Girl, you're like school in june.. No class."
"Fertility clinic What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope? ""Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."""
"The iPhone 7 is water-resistant, has stereo sound and a better camera but it doesn't have that one feature that I want: affordability."
"Did you hear about the uncircumcised volcano? It was covered in smagma."
"A young boy asks him mum why his cousin is named Diamond... His mother replies ""because your auntie loves Diamonds"" He replies ""what about me?"" She responds ""enough question Richard"""
"What idiot named him Spider-Man instead of Peter Parkour?"
"Did you guys hear about the new metal band playing at the winery this evening? They're called Grapes of Wrath."
"What's 2 + Blink 182 46"