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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off.(NSFW)"
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"Confucius say, ""Happy wife lead to soft hands... Unhappy wife lead to softer hands."""
"What do landfills and hookers have in common? Uncovered loads cost double"
"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out!"
"Potty training my twins is like the Titanic's maiden voyage... In the beginning we are excited, in the end everyone is crying and all wet."
"where do they manufacture smiles? in a satisfactory"
"I've never been a fan of phone sex... ... mostly because they're made out of really hard plastic."
"""Can I buy you a drink?"" Sure! What's your name? ""Uhh. I don't know. I never get this far"" You don't know your name? *sweats* Pants are cool"
"What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !"
"The difference between oral and anal thermometers? The taste."