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Joke of the Day

"War Chat What did one militia say to the other militia? I'll siege you later! (Sorry, but I had to post something original, I created an account!)"

"Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can't do is pick up it's own poop. You're just a poop collector."

"When people don't laugh at my jokes I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy."

"Some fairy tales start with ""once upon a time"". Others start with ""If I won the elections""."

"How much does the Great Wall of China weigh? Wan-ton Sorry"

"Yo' mamma is so dumb.... ... She put a ruler on the side of her bed to see how long she slept."

"What do you call a black abortion clinic? Crime stoppers"

"Actually, Kara, love is an illusion created by chemical reactions. The most powerful force in the world is the invisible hand of the market."

"Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"Jokes for the blind."