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Joke of the Day

"So Bruce Jenner might have been texting... Does this make him a transtextual? ....I'll see my way out"

"What's a cow's favorite chemical? molybdenum monoxide MoO"

"How do you disappoint a redditor?"

"When I have a tough decision, I ask myself... ""What would Jesus do?"" Then, I remember how things turned out for him... And, flip a coin."

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"

"What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping? A baegull."

"How do you cause a riot at a cat show? Open a can"

"Some guy beside me farts, so I say : ""Hey! Some arsehole's talking shit behind your back!"""

"I met this wonderful girl who thinks small penis isn't an obstacle for a good relationship. Now I just have to get used to that she has one."

"How do you make a hormone? Kick her between the legs"