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"How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark."
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? because she wasn't wearing a seat belt"
"Where do porn actresses wait for their turn in a baseball themed orgy? The on-dick circle of course."
"What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand? A trillionaire."
"What's the difference between RAM and ROM? I can't ROM my dick in your arse"
"I wish I could be like my cable company's customer service line and make people press 37 different numbers before they can talk to me."
"Why don't lobsters ever share anything? Because they're shellfish"
"There's an apartment building in my neighborhood that's full of guys who think they're Jesus It's a Messiah Complex"
"Did you hear about that kid called Agree who kept getting bullied? Everybody agreed to *dis*agree."