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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand? A trillionaire."
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"I really hate pretzels Some would even say I'm Anti-Anne's"
"If you could have sex with one person you've had sex before.. would it be with your right or left hand?"
"A guy dressed as a Chicken for Halloween finds a girl dressed as an egg. Apparently the answer is Chicken. (Edit: Typo)"
"After sex, I pee like a pro basketball player! Lots of dribbling."
"Can't decide if I'm feeling jacked, pumped, or amped. Might just be constipated."
"boss: I've been reviewing the security footage from last night and... me: OH SHIT! boss: OH SHIT IS RIGHT! YOUR DANCE MOVES ARE ON POINT!"
"Boy: Hey girl, you are ABCDEFGHIJK Girl: What?! Boy: Amazing, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, foxy, gorgeous, hot Girl: Awww, what about the IJK?? Boy: IM JUST KIDDING!!!!"
"I hate the beginning and I hate the end So that's why I became a midwife."
"Eating food off the floor, taking pills, trying to chase away ghosts? I grew up to be Pac-Man"