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Joke of the Day

"How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark."

"Where does marine wildlife get treated? The Squid-ward."

"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!"

"What's the worst thing about Michael Jackson teaching your kindergarten class? The smell. The man's been dead for 6 years."

"A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk in to a bar. And he orders a drink."

"Chuck Norris tries this at home."

"FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!"

"So i was talking to my friend who's a dyslexic philosopher And he says to me ""You know what, recently i've been wondering if there really is a dog"""

"If you can't afford to get your wisdom teeth removed... Try crystal meth, it really is a miracle drug. *disclaimer: may remove more teeth than expected."

"Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat."