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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between RAM and ROM? I can't ROM my dick in your arse"
Next Joke
"Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"every coat is a fur coat when your cat sleeps on it"
"All right, Mr. Bank Guy. My business plan is forcing my pregnant dog to drink beer so its puppies are deformed and I can make money off them"
"What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss? ""I'm not lichen this!'"
"An insolent teenager stomps off to her room... Teenager: ""And another thing - JIM MORRISON SUCKS!"" Dad: ""Hey! There'll be no slamming of the Doors in this house!"""
"What company did the Nazis use to move the Jews to concentration camps? Jew-Haul"
"The best things in life are free. My neighbor's unsecured wi-fi, for instance."
"What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch? Namaste"
"Make the little things count... teach midgets arithmetic."