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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that kid called Agree who kept getting bullied? Everybody agreed to *dis*agree."
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"I just killed like a dozen carpenter ants and now I have no idea what I'm going to do with all these little tool belts."
"What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies? They act too paowerful"
"How does Justin Beiber remove a condom? He farts."
"*flips cap backwards* son, let's keep it real *puts on another cap* the realest *puts on suit made of backwards caps* REALality. word."
"What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower? A widower."
"I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas."
"Have you heard about the type of hay made from oak leaves? Apparently it's OK"
"EVIL TUNA Did you hear about the evil tuna? He was rotten to the albacore."
"Thirty years ago, Marco Rubio was bitten by a radioactive doormat."