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Joke of the Day
"Just because I don't post it everyday doesn't mean I'm not thankful for the things I have."
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"she's all ""don't sleep in the nude- what if there's a fire and the fire men come and see you naked"" uh you pretty much described my fantasy"
"How do you know if a wizards gay? It disappears with a poof."
"For years I thought hitchhikers were complimenting my driving."
"I had my appendix taken out as a child. They said it was useless, but based on my life since then, I'm guessing it controls motivation."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid money to have a garbanzo bean on my face"
"I've never considered myself a social butterfly. More like a social wasp. People run away a lot."
"Rick Astley's releasing a new song lamenting the 'Brexit' result... It's titled: Never Gonna Give EU Up"
"Did you hear about the housing prices in Baltimore? I hear they're a riot!"
"Bathroom mirrors are either the luckiest or the unluckiest objects in the house."