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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if a wizards gay? It disappears with a poof."
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"An evangelical dairy farmer stopped by my house on Sunday He wanted to talk about Cheeses."
"Remember kids, you only burn in hell if you are religious."
"What do you call a gay black man? A homiesexual"
"What do women call men under 6 inches? Friends."
"I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers."
"What do you call little kids in Belgium? Brusselsprouts"
"Forget everything you learned in college... ...You won't need it working here.' 'But I never went to college.' 'Well then, I'm sorry. You are under qualified to work here.'"""
"A lady cut me off... The other day a lady cut me off who was texting while driving. I got so mad at her I pulled up beside her and threw my beer can at her."
"You should never bully fat people.... They have enough on their plates"