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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley's releasing a new song lamenting the 'Brexit' result... It's titled: Never Gonna Give EU Up"

"What's 12 inches long and white? Nothing."

"son ur mom told me u & ur gf broke up today? *puts hand on sons shoulder* if u had bought a pet falcon like i told u she woulda never left u"

"""I am going on a trip."" ""Mushrooms or acid?"""

"I buy a lot of ringtones for someone who hasn't answered a phone call since 2008."

"Me: [crouching next to my friend] man, some of these guys take paintball so seriously Log We Are Hiding Behind: freeze"

"Struggling with Christmas Presents??? If you're struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas... Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it!"

"With Christmas just around the corner, what's your favourite christmas themed joke?"

"Why are terrorists eco-friendly? They're biodegradable."

"What's the difference between men and women? Actually, there is a vas deferens between the two genders."