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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the housing prices in Baltimore? I hear they're a riot!"
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"True story My dad ate whale in Japan but it wasn't on porpoise."
"Him: Take them off. All of them. *slowly unbuttons 50 cardigans"
"Apple needs to build a product for older gentlemen who have become fathers. iPop"
"If Tiger Wood and Princess Diana played a round of golf who would win? Tiger Woods! because he has a better driver! I'll be in hell if you need me."
"What does a neckbeard eat when he is in a Mcdonalds in France? Le Big Mac"
"If I was your alarm clock, how would I wake you up every morning? With a big dong......."
"A white guy walks into a bar... exam. He passes and becomes a well respected lawyer."
"Which state has the smallest sodas? Minesoda"
"It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them. The police call it indecent exposure but whatever...."