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"For years I thought hitchhikers were complimenting my driving."
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"What's the difference between Jelly and Jam???? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."
"What's green and flies over Germany ? Snazis. This insanely corny joke brought to you by my Dad, circa 1990. May he rest in peace!"
"How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride? exhausted."
"Why so many conservative white Americans voted Obama? Old whites on their deathbeds saw ""the light"" people so often experience when they approach death, and accidentally voted for it."
"How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day? With a Pao Wow."
"r/Jokes, what are your best colour blindness jokes?"
"I convinced my son he has asthma so I wouldn't have to waste a bunch of money on team sports."
"Cop: ""Excuse me have you been drinking tonight?"" Me: ""I've been draanking.. I've been draanking.. watermeloon.."" cop: ""surfbort"""
"Why did hitlers aircraft preform so badly after the invasion of russia? because they were stalin'"