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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump & Mexican Are At Bar On The Boarder Mexican Grill"

"Do you know where I can buy tickets to the Gun Show? at the Armitorium."

"People who incessantly go on and on about replacing things that taste good with quinoa, please stop"

"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key."

"Little Johnny (x-post /r/AntiJokes) The Mailman saw Little Johnny on the side of the street with an old coffee can. Mailman: What have you got in that can there? Johnny: dogshit Mailman: what the fuck"

"What's the difference between a gay guy and Hitler? About 45 degrees"

"Why did 10 die? He was caught in the middle of 9/11."

"I'm glad twitter is new because nobody needs to see Michelangelo rt'ing every time someone mentions how majestic the Sistine Chapel is."

"your mom is so stupid.... when I said it was chilly out she ran out the door with a spoon"

"I have a Love/hate relationship with slashes..."