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Joke of the Day

"This motel room smells like despair. Or is that my deodorant? The tuna sandwich, maybe. This hooker? My jeans? I bet it's my jeans."

"Why did the zombie cross the road? To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)"

"I thought I spotted superman twice yesterday. Turns out it was just a bird and a plane. -Dwight York"

"You could make dinner for a toddler, or you could just cut out the middle man & throw away a plate of food and squirt ketchup on the dog."

"I have a shellfish allergy and I got an allergic reaction to it So The Fine Brothers sued me"

"What do you call a hairy gay man who suffers from mood swings? A bipolar bear"

"One Latvian potato talking to another. Is bad premise, nobody in Latvia have two potato."

"What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 60 pounds."

"3 guys walk into a bar... ... the fourth one ducks."

"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer."