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"UKIP's Policies"
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"Trump is like The Room. It's so bad, it's so good."
"What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth? Gladiator"
"So I had this really great racist joke. But some black guy stole it."
"I was writing a book about Abortion Sadly it never delivered."
"Lost and Found I was reading the lost and found section of the paper and saw this: ""Found, one black boy's bicycle."" Wonder how they knew?"
"Have you heard about the new Corduroy Pillow? It's been making headlines."
"Who called it ""falling in love"" and not ""assisted suicide""?"
"I'm proud of myself- I just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took me 6 months! The box said 2-4 years!"
"I was bit by a rattlesnake last summer. After three days of excruciating pain the snake died"