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Joke of the Day

"Cows How does a farmer count cows? On a cowculater :D:D (ya its crap)"

"Fun Fact: The average 3-year-old boy can stick 11 kernels of corn up his nose before he needs a trip to the ER."

"Good names Barry McCockinner Ben Dover Eileen Dover Dr. Hugh G. Rection Give me other ones"

"To the women who keeps waking me up at 3AM by pounding on my door: I'm not letting you out."

"Want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism"

"How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it depends on what you mean by change."

"What do you call a frog in the no parking zone? Toad"

"Justin Bieber isn't gay he just likes to get his cheekbones blown out."

"There are 2 types of people in this world Those with the ability to extrapolate information from incomplete data"

"Success is just like being pregnant."