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Joke of the Day

"What do you call siblings that play soccer? Umbros"

"I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him."

"GF: ""you're so childish"" me: ""it's my day too linda"" [we sit in silence] wedding planner: ""so is that a yes or a no on the bouncy castle?"""

"Hey Goku, with how many women have you been with? - Just with Chi-Chi, and you Krillin? - With 18"

"What is the difference between a yogurt and america? If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture."

"I heard you guys like corny jokes I'll give you an ear full : ^ )"

"Why did the condom fly across the room? It got pissed off."

"WWII was just all the people w/ time machines who went back in time to kill hitler fighting the time travelers who wanted to protect hitler"

"My wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better"

"What does a gentleman do after sex? He puts the diaper back on."