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Joke of the Day
"What do you call siblings that play soccer? Umbros"
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"White people be loving the shit out of fall foliage."
"Why were the boy and girl melons depressed? Because they can't elope."
"Everyone's dad turns down the radio when he misses a turn or gets lost like it was Tom Petty's fault or something."
"I've always heard that karma's a bitch... ...not like I'd know. Thanks, Reddit."
"So a crossfitter, an atheist, and a vegan all walk into a bar How do I know? Because they told everyone in the place within 30 seconds"
"Her: All the men have jackets on. Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you? Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!"
"Why did the old lady fall in the well? Because she couldn't see that well"
"My wife's late for work because I unplugged her alarm so I could charge my phone. She's mad, but at least I can tell you guys about it."
"If earth is flat what's on the other side then? ADELE"