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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jesus die on the cross? He forgot the safe-word."
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"What's the difference between matter and a hormone? You can't make matter."
"What do you call a girl without arms and legs? A fuck nugget"
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"What do you call a man, with no arms or legs, in the middle of the ocean? fucked"
"I heard that my old neighbour forgot about his dementia. He's alright now."
"Pal: On your date, go to a French restaurant. And remember! Girls love a wine connoisseur. Later... Me: we'll both have the wine connoisseur"
"He just gave me his last bit of bacon. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. It was a proposal right?"
"Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers? New Jersey had first choice."