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Joke of the Day
"How do you show your appreciation towards black holes? Thanks for nothing!"
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"Did you hear about the girl who resembles a rat? She comes from verminy"
"Two cannibals are eating a clown... The one cannibal turns to the other and asks, ""does this taste funny to you?"""
"I entered a contest to see how fast I could eat a clock. I didn't win. The whole ordeal was very time consuming."
"Christian music producers The only Christians who know how to use Logic and Reason."
"""I was on Vine before it was cool."" - Tarzan"
"a keyboard walks into a barbershop on the international space station ""i just want an easy, short cut"". then he hit the bar"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision A rip off."
"i dont swirl my wine because im sophisticated i do it because i can barely stand"
"So I ran into a guy named Juan Williams yesterday... Isn't he the guy who wrote the music for Star Juars?"