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Joke of the Day

"I'll be signing books at Barnes & Noble from 6 p.m. to whenever they kick me out for ruining all their books."

"You know what's addictive? Heroin"

"Hear about the paranoid guy who stopped using twitter? He said everyone was following him."

"Just been sent to jail for the first time and spent the first half hour getting ass raped. My Uncle Frank takes Monopoly far too seriously"

"""Ok, identify the noun in this sentence. Timmy is stupid."" Timmy: stupid? ""Exactly"""

"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says kok-a-doodle-doo and a prostitute says any-kok'll-do"

"[in ambulance] ""Sir, do you know your blood type?"" ""Yeah [coughs & points to wound] red."""

"What do you get if you boil funnybones? A laughing stock."

"The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen"

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