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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery? Because they're always Li-ion!"
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"Just got a package in the mail today... DEEZ NUTS! HAHHHHHHH GOT-EEEM"
"My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak. If only they could see me now..."
"It's not herpes I burned my lip on a hot sausage."
"A recent survey reported that three quarters of men don't know how to turn on the dish washer... I find that licking her nipples and a light gentle fingering usually does the trick..."
"Maybe there is no baby I'm starting to suspect my wife's been stuffing her shirt with an increasingly large series of hams Now I'm hungry."
",,,,,, Find me a rainbow. I never understand lyrics anyway."
"why is there cotton in pill bottles? to remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers!"
"What's the most positive thing about Harlem? HIV"
"Psychic convention canceled due to unforeseen circumstances"