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Joke of the Day

"What is the best music to air drum to while driving? Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel."

"Test boast, please ignore. Mitochondria are better than yourtochondria."

"Things would be so much simpler if everything was as easy as your mom."

"How many redditors does it take to call-out a repost? WHO CARES YOU F*CKING LOSER I SAW SOMEONE MAKE THAT POST LAST WEEK."

"A woman gets hit by a car... looks like she got to see how the Mercedes Benz"

"Watching a cooking show when ""We believe this was the last dish they served on the Titanic on that fateful day"" I bet that went down well."

"Do you like Fishsticks? Do you like putting Fishsticks in your mouth? You're a gayfish. #original"

"I miss being able to use the excuse ""I wasn't home when you called""."

"I'm sorry but shits and giggles don't sound like things I want to have happen at the same time."

"A terminally ill man asked his doctor how much longer he had to live. The doctor responded, ""Ten."" ""What do you mean, ten? Ten years? Ten months? Ten-"" ""Nine... Eight..."""