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Joke of the Day
"What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish."
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"""Sorry, her father is a pterodactyl"" - me with the screeching baby in the grocery store."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Eleph-ino"
"What do you call a Jamaican redditor? [Le]mon"
"If you don't like the way you look naked, remember; by the time you have your clothes off, its the other person's problem."
"I like girls how I like my clothes. Whitewashed. Clean and fresh. Hung. Edit: Ninja edit"
"Wow, I got this new lamp from the store and didn't use a dime! But instead, I used 30$"
"The Police asked me to make a statement so I stripped naked and ran around the precinct shouting, ""Save the whales!"""
"Offense: When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ? A fence."
"Saw a man at the beach screaming, ""SAVE ME..I'm drowning"". I instantly uploaded his pic, captioned ""1 like = 100 prayers"" on facebook..!!"