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Joke of the Day
"I like girls how I like my clothes. Whitewashed. Clean and fresh. Hung. Edit: Ninja edit"
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"*1st date* [be cool, just dont let her know youre a 1st generation PS3] so where do y- *internal cooling fan drowns out entire conversation*"
"""Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance."" -Alcohol"
"Wife at dinner party: ""my husband is always calling me Sarah Palin"" Guests: ""that's funny, why does he call you Sarah Palin?"" Wife: ""because he hates Sarah Palin."""
"A. 34 Q. How many seconds can I watch a BRILLIANT, ADDICTIVE, SMART television show before checking the internet?"
"What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use? Cirque d'Olay"
"If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world."
"My wife decided to adopt a dog from the shelter So now I have to come home to a raging bitch and a poodle."
"Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !"
"okay, i admit it. you're wrong."