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Joke of the Day

"Wow, I got this new lamp from the store and didn't use a dime! But instead, I used 30$"

"Yeah, it IS true that migrants do the jobs you don't wanna do. Like being a suicide bomber."

"Q: What kind of snake is good at building things? A: A boa constructor."

"What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady but we'll never know because he can't stand up."

"When is a door a container? When it is ajar!"

"Hey gurl, are you an inaccurate answer? Because that is one-significant-figure"

"A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Is this a joke?"""

"A wise man once said cheez doodles were better than cheetos, but his opinion was biased."

"I'm glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's really come in handy this parallelogram season"

"What's the most confusing compliment to give a woman in her 40's? If you had a daughter, I'd fuck her."