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Joke of the Day

"The Police asked me to make a statement so I stripped naked and ran around the precinct shouting, ""Save the whales!"""

"Where does a homeless accountant live? In a tax shelter."

"I saw a sign that said, watch for children. I thought to myself... Thats a fair trade. - Demetri Martin."

"A history professor was given a boring lecture about Russian dictators Finally, an exasperated student exclaimed,""stop, you're putin me to sleep"""

"Apparently The Hulk's blind date went well. I asked him about it today and he just said ""Hulk Smash."""

"So I saw a truck called 'The Morse Deliverers' reversing yesterday, For some reason it just kept on saying 'S'"

"I just embarrassingly ripped my pants open while bowling. Getting a split means something entirely different to me now."

"Did you guys hear about the midget that admitted he was gay? He came out of the cupboard."

"What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein? No Whey Jose."

"Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it eh?"