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Joke of the Day

"Offense: When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ? A fence."

"What's the difference between Snowmen and Snow women? Snowballs."

"After spending twenty minutes making up outrageous symptoms, WebMD diagnosed me immature, and an asshole."

"Knock Knock ...who's there? Smell mop Smell mop who?"

"They laughed at me when I said I will become a comedian Well...now they are not. Wait..."

"HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO, OR AS IT'S KNOWN AS IN ARIZONA, ""CINCO DE WHAT-O? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST-O, PACO"""

"Why is the grass in Anfield Stadium so green? They are constantly putting millions of pounds of crap on it."

"What musical group is Jesus most afraid of? Nine Inch Nails"

"Like a good neighbor, StateFarm is..."

"What's the best thing about getting Reddit at a young age? Getting tired of sandwich jokes before embarrassing oneself on one's first date."