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Joke of the Day

"Saw a man at the beach screaming, ""SAVE ME..I'm drowning"". I instantly uploaded his pic, captioned ""1 like = 100 prayers"" on facebook..!!"

"What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl? A cock that stays up all night."

"My grandfather died in Auschwitz... He died after falling from the guard tower"

"CUT, CUT!! [Music stops] LOOK IT'S A WESTERN MUSICAL [Rubs temples] YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE COWBOY HAT ON- [Cat runs off] Meow!"

"Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!"

"Making dinner in a slow cooker involves two of my favorite things: food and panicking that I've left an appliance on for seven hours."

"What's the best thing about fucking a 10 year old girl? Flipping her over and pretending she's a 10 year old boy."

"I just want to be rich enough to say ""that won't be necessary"" when the police go to handcuff me"

"that moment when football players come out of the locker room and realize they're all wearing the same thing again"

"Do you want to celebrate!? It's the year of the cock."