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Joke of the Day

"Obligatory Light Bulb Do you know how many librarians it takes to screw in a light bulb? No, but I know where you can look it up!"

"What did Indira Gandhi hate worse than a bogey on a par four Sikhs"

"Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status."

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"What's a skydiver's favorite spice? Ground cumin! As long as they aren't running out of thyme."

"Just got arrested in an airport in North Carolina for peeing sitting down in the men's room."

"The only B word you should ever call a woman is beautiful Bitches love being called beautiful"

"An immature kid decides to play ding dong ditch"

"I don't consider it a good night out if it doesn't end up as a super villain's origin story"

"What did the Estonian student say in language class? I'll never Finnish. *dodges tomato*"