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Joke of the Day
"The only B word you should ever call a woman is beautiful Bitches love being called beautiful"
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"I was going to organize a space-themed birthday party for my son... ...but I couldn't planet."
"Pregnancy I'm too smart to want children, but not smart enough to make *her* not want 'em."
"How many Police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they are too busy beating the shit out the room for being black."
"14 years ago tonight, a loaf of frozen reindeer shit fell from the sky & struck my father, killing him instantly."
"Television is a medium because anything well done is rare."
"When in Rome... Crucify Jesus"
"What is the most abundant spice in Africa? Paprika."
"Sitting out in my front yard pointing a hair dryer at speeding cars to see if any slow down."
"On my birthday, my wife asked me to take her some where she never visited... On my birthday, my wife asked me to take her some where she never visited. So I took her to the kitchen :P"