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Joke of the Day
"I don't consider it a good night out if it doesn't end up as a super villain's origin story"
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"A girl walks into a bar... A girl walks into a bar and says, ""I'll have a double entendre."" So the bartender gives her Triple Secs."
"A Florida police dog is being fired after biting two people; but to be fair, who wouldn't want to hurt people from Florida?"
"If you were a girl and your last name was Pelled your name would always be Miss. Pelled"
"You give great word of mouth"
"Why aren't there any muslim stand-up comedians? Because they keep bombing."
"Energizer Bunny The Energizer Bunny was arrested today. He was charged with battery."
"What's Hitler's favorite weather? Heil"