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Joke of the Day
"What did the Estonian student say in language class? I'll never Finnish. *dodges tomato*"
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"How do you confuse a gay person? Seven"
"if a wheelchair athlete used WD40, would it be considered a performance enhancing substance"
"Lady at the door asked if I'd found Jesus and I was all HOW IS HE MISSING, IT WAS YOUR DAY TO WATCH HIM. I don't think she'll be back."
"*At store buying school supplies* Son: I need hashtag 2 pencils"
"This pill bottle says 'Take with plenty of fluids' and 'Don't take with alcohol'. That doesn't even make sense."
"What do a pizza and this joke have in common? They're both cheesy."
"Did you hear about that priest that turned to alcohol and drugs after he was confined to a wheelchair? He's no longer an upstanding member of the community."
"Similarity between a feminist and a gun? They are both loud when triggered."
"A friend is like a car I dont have one"