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Joke of the Day
"An immature kid decides to play ding dong ditch"
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"A man walks into a library to check out a book for men with small penises. The librarian looks on her computer and says, ""I don't know if it's in yet."" ""Yeah that's the one"""
"I'm 39 years old and I still have no idea what I would do if a kangaroo entered my bedroom in the middle of the night."
"So I just started my own indoor ship production company. Production was great, until sales started going through the roof."
"How do you know when a black woman is pregnant? When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked."
"I'm so attractive Whenever I enter a room, the lights get turned on"
"What tree gives the best high-fives? A PALM tree!"
"What Should Make A Book Teacher: ""What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?"" Jorkens: ""A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"""
"TIL in 1937 the Germans sank their own U-boat instead of the American USS Anders. ""Sorry, wrong sub"""
"Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches? Because they are in bread."