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Joke of the Day

"What did Indira Gandhi hate worse than a bogey on a par four Sikhs"

"Dolphins thats just a kids TAIL (get it)"

"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His condom fits like a glove."

"there is no need for awkward apologies if you walk in on someone and they're naked, just say ""haha saw your doodle"" and walk off. simples"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who think it's binary."

"what do you call a fly with no wings? A walk."

"I forgot to pay my bill to the exorcist and so I got re-possesed."

"accidentally just walked halfway into a hug intended for someone else on the sidewalk maybe can't leave house ever again"

"Apparently, saying ""Wow, you've grown since I last saw you"" isn't deemed socially acceptable when said to adults."

"I caught my wife having sex with another man with the lights on I didn't know had married a man!"