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Joke of the Day
"Just got arrested in an airport in North Carolina for peeing sitting down in the men's room."
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"A man visits a prostitute The man says, ""I want to have sex with you for $200, but then I also want to hit you"" The prostitute asks, ""For how long?"" The man replies, ""Until I have my money back!"""
"I got my first kiss from a girl today.... It was milk chocolate."
"Follow your dreams Except for that one where you're naked at work."
"What does a bucket of KFC and a whore have in common? After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in."
"What do you call a bad pun? Punishment."
"Mason jars are the skinny jeans of glasses."
"I just saw someone by themselves not looking at a phone. Hope they're ok."
"What is the witches motto ? We came we saw we conjured !"
"I think it's sweet that teens text ""U up?"" really late at night to check that their friends are getting to bed at a reasonable hour"