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Joke of the Day

"The Dalai Lama went into a pizza shop.. And asked them to make him one with everything."

"Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25."

"I wrote a book titled: How Dragons Are Greater Than Unicorns Daenerys Targaryen wrote the foreword. All she wrote was: No shit Sherlock!"

"Why did my friend throw my computer out the window? So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side."

"Doctor: we saved your dad but he's part owl now Son: Dad it's me Dad: *head turned 180* who Son: very funny Doctor: yeah he has amnesia too"

"A lady that sat next to me on a plane freaked out when she realized that I am a muslim. I laughed so hard my grenades nearly fell out of my pockets."

"Elevator jokes are pretty funny They work on so many levels"

"Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard? They need it to shoot themselves in the foot."

"The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm one"

"My gynecologist didn't think my ventriloquism skills were as charming as I did."