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Joke of the Day
"The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm one"
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"If I ever became invisible, I'd kick fuck out of a mime Imagine the round of applause he'd get"
"Vodka doesn't care about your 70's bush..."
"I like my bacon how I like my choice of copilot.... ....Chewie"
"I was raised as an only child... My siblings took it pretty hard."
"At the end of the day, no one needs to worried about the_donald's large scale of support None of them are old enough to vote anyway."
"Your sex life It doesn't exist"
"Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box."
"tell me your jokes"