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Joke of the Day

"Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard? They need it to shoot themselves in the foot."

"If a tree falls in the forest with no one around to hear it... Does a hipster still buy the soundtrack?"

"Does a litter box count as a guest bathroom?"

"What is the greatest dilemma for a Jewish mother? She finds out her son is gay, but is dating a doctor."

"Two cowboys walk into a bar... And the bar done et the slower one."

"With Murray testing free agency maybe the cowboys should pick up both Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson on the cheap! They would be a good one two punch!"

"Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog? Because he was such a sloppy dresser."

"a C, Eb, and a G walk into a bar... The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve minors here,"" so the Eb walks out and the C and the G have a fifth between them."

"What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi? i let women know that i have a jacuzzi"

"Why did the kittens turn atheist? Coz their eyes opened."