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Joke of the Day
"Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25."
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"There is no ""i"" in ""team,"" but there is a lot of ""alcohol"" in my ""fridge"" because I enjoy abusing my liver."
"How does a painter support their art in this economy? Easel-y"
"What dinosaur knows the most words? Thesaurus. :/"
"when the character's name is the same as the actor's name I assume it's because the actor was too stupid to respond to his character's name"
"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, your body rejected the transplant"
"I heard they wanted to do an Asian version of Drive but there's already a movie called Crash."
"How did the stoner die? Blunt force trauma."
"Steve Irwin lived the way he died... With animals in his heart."
"I lost my job as a waiter Apparently, I had insulted an infamous mafia boss by taking away his plate. He told me he was Don"