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Joke of the Day

"Elevator jokes are pretty funny They work on so many levels"

"What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers? Boko Harambe."

"what is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs..."

"Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday."

"What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement? Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part"

"Two pretzels were walking down the street... And one was a-salted."

"can U answer this? If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate ...Do you think: (a) You need more time together, (b) She's a prude, or (c) She should sit somewhere else on the bus?"

"How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb? None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years."

"A termite walks into a bar and asks: ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"Why did the H blow itself up? Because the Jihad."