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Joke of the Day

"A lady that sat next to me on a plane freaked out when she realized that I am a muslim. I laughed so hard my grenades nearly fell out of my pockets."

"Kate Keller is not a good mother. After learning that her daughter, Helen Keller, got turned down by a boy, she asks: ""Are you seeing someone?"""

"A man with a wooden leg marries a woman with a wooden eye on their honeymoon she asks him if he wants to fool around. He replies, would I! she spits out peg leg"

"What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne? An Australien."

"You should always stay the night with a farmer's daughter... Their morning routine begins with a cock in their ear."

"Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist? A park bench can support a family of four."

"I have an anorexic girlfriend. She's great, but I'm starting to see less and less of her."

"These dishwashers are getting too expensive my new one even demands a diamond ring"

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Fish 24:7"

"MIND BENDER: Take your age. Now subtract 3. That's how old you were three years ago."