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Joke of the Day

"This cab driver has zero clue that ive played crazy taxi extensively and am critiquing his every move"

"Cows What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom."

"I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need 1 nail to hang the picture"

"What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway? Roy Jeep Biv"

"Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people."

"How many fingers does the Dragonborn have? (x-post from r/gaming) Four fingers and a thu'um."

"Hm. Not sure whether to scold my son for chasing the cat or thank the cat for excersizing my son..."

"What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii? Aloha Snackbar!"

"American Dance Music haha"